finally drove the world away

[Look, it's the clothier's tower. Also the Once-ler. Where's his hat? Where are his sunglasses? Where's his jacket? Nobody knows. And he's not smoking a cigar for once!]

Hey, everybody! It's me, the Once-ler. That's my name.

[He's just going to greet everyone that way.]

Uh, in case you didn't know, there's going to be a wedding... eventually... I don't know when but it's a thing that's happening. I'm making the dress and I've, uh... [He looks around.] ... kind of holed up in the place with the... fabric and whatever. Sooo! if you need something to wear to aforementioned wedding, I'm your guy. I don't really sleep very much, so I'll probably have everything done before The Big Day.

[Pause.]

And it's totally free! Free-er than free. Approximately zero dollars and zero-point-zero cents. Don't worry. It is my gift to you.

[It seems like he's going to end the entry, but then -]

Also, happy Father's Day, everybody.