The Once-ler (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
yolonceler) wrote2012-06-17 10:13 pm
yolonceler) wrote2012-06-17 10:13 pm
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[Look, it's the clothier's tower. Also the Once-ler. Where's his hat? Where are his sunglasses? Where's his jacket? Nobody knows. And he's not smoking a cigar for once!]
Hey, everybody! It's me, the Once-ler. That's my name.
[He's just going to greet everyone that way.]
Uh, in case you didn't know, there's going to be a wedding... eventually... I don't know when but it's a thing that's happening. I'm making the dress and I've, uh... [He looks around.] ... kind of holed up in the place with the... fabric and whatever. Sooo! if you need something to wear to aforementioned wedding, I'm your guy. I don't really sleep very much, so I'll probably have everything done before The Big Day.
[Pause.]
And it's totally free! Free-er than free. Approximately zero dollars and zero-point-zero cents. Don't worry. It is my gift to you.
[It seems like he's going to end the entry, but then -]
Also, happy Father's Day, everybody.
Hey, everybody! It's me, the Once-ler. That's my name.
[He's just going to greet everyone that way.]
Uh, in case you didn't know, there's going to be a wedding... eventually... I don't know when but it's a thing that's happening. I'm making the dress and I've, uh... [He looks around.] ... kind of holed up in the place with the... fabric and whatever. Sooo! if you need something to wear to aforementioned wedding, I'm your guy. I don't really sleep very much, so I'll probably have everything done before The Big Day.
[Pause.]
And it's totally free! Free-er than free. Approximately zero dollars and zero-point-zero cents. Don't worry. It is my gift to you.
[It seems like he's going to end the entry, but then -]
Also, happy Father's Day, everybody.