yolonceler: WHY??????????????? WHY THIS (KINDLY FUCK OFF)
The Once-ler ([personal profile] yolonceler) wrote 2012-05-05 10:36 pm (UTC)

Right. Okay. That's nice.

[The Once-ler makes a show of sweeping off his sunglasses in exasperation.]

Listen, lady. This isn't funny. I don't have time for pranks. And really, what's with the fake grass? Fake flowers? Fake sky, fake nature, fake everything? If you're trying to get some sort of emotional rise out of me, it's not going to happen. There will be no epiphanies or changes-of-heart over here. So please, point me to the door and show me the cameras. Things don't have to get uglier than they already are.

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